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The Decline of Civilization, Now in Cotton
Modern life is weird. Institutions are weird. The internet is weird. Everyone takes themselves way too seriously. Our shirts exist to make fun of all of it. Side effects may include awkward eye contact, unsolicited lectures, coworkers suddenly eating lunch somewhere else, and your in-laws asking if you "have anything else to wear." You do. You just chose violence.